So, picture this: you’re cruising the aisles at Spirit Halloween in Plano, Texas, arguing with yourself about whether you “need” the 12-foot animatronic clown… when your kid looks up and goes, “Um, is that a real monkey?”
Yep. A real monkey. In a diaper. Living its best Cirque du Soleil life on the rafters like it just clocked in for a shift.
Good news: no injuries, no danger—unless you count the permanent image of a diapered primate sprinting past the fog machines. The store is fine, the monkey is fine, and the animatronic that started it all is probably getting a raise.
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