Do You Feat Heights? This Is NOT For You!

When I was a kid, like a good chunk of kids I thought it’d be great to be an astronaut! I loved the idea of being a part of the few and elite who have gotten to see earth from space. As I got older, a few things I realized about myself would make this dream impossible. First of all, I am no nearly smart enough. I am not that guy. I wish I was smarter, but I don’t quite connect the dots like some can. I am not embarrassed to admit that. My talents come in other areas, like pizza eating.  The other thing that would hinder my trip into space is a weak stomach and hatred of heights. I can’t get on a plane let alone a space shuttle! This video from the International Space Station confirms I can’t do this job. I’d be puking in my space suit.