This is it! It’s happening! Ladies and gentlemen: brace yourselves for the television event for which you most certainly were not waiting, but for which you now cannot wait! Just me? Well…I am not ashamed to admit that I am beyond excited for this. Granted, I was glued to my television screen to watch Takeru Kobayashi take on a Kodiak bear in an eating competition, Shawn Crawford race a giraffe and a zebra, and a sumo wrestler tug-o-war with an orangutan on Fox’s “Man vs. Beast,” and I NEVER miss a Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Competition, so take my elation for what it’s worth. LOL
In this corner, wearing the black shorts: The most feared fighter of a generation … The Baddest Man on the Planet … Kid Dynamite … Iron – Mike – Tyson!
And in the opposite corner, wearing no shorts: The savage swimmer of the sea … The Malicious Mackerel … the Great – White – Shark!
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