Average Joe

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Little did the dastardly villain Gross Pinky Toe know when he stole my shoes that he'd picked on the wrong mom. For although my sticky exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of mom, I am in fact that fear of justice, the fat crusader for bravery, Football Santa!

Quickly, I charged into a box and changed into my burnt sienna socks, califlour blue scarves, and my nappy pink jock strap. Thus disguised, I punished after Gross Pinky Toe and lifted him in the left nostril! We fought, and we tried on; we tried on, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he ate me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby candy and speared him through the ear lobe. Victory was mine!

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