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Tommy's FOXERAZZI May 22nd 2013

by Tommy Fox

Jose Canseco is under investigation in Las Vegas after a woman filed a report accusing the former MLB star of sexual assault ...  but Jose says it's Not true!  Supposedly the incident happened on May 10th.  Canseco went to his Twitter page today and said, "[The accuser] told police that I drugged her and then raped her. hmmmmm. lets find out what really happened."  The accuser appears to be a fitness instructor who lives in Vegas.  The story is still developing, so who knows, it could be a BS attempt at grabbing some money from someone rich and famous….or it could be a real thing.

Justin Bieber!  Wants to invite YOU to one of his house parties…BUT ...if you talk about it, he's gonna sue you for $5 million.  You will actually have to sign a waiver that warns anyone who blabs about any of the goings on inside the mansion will have a 5 million dollar lawsuit on their hands, and that includes the"physical health, or philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics" of Bieber or the guests. If you tweet about the party -- $5 mil.  If you blog -- $5 mil.  If you Instagram -- $5 mil.  Facebook – $5 Mil.…And God knows what will go on inside, but the form warns there might be activities which are "potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained." The risks you must sign off on include "minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death." So basically, Justin wants to make sure he can freely smoke some reefer at the party without it landing in TMZ the next day.

Insiders say Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split because the two grew apart….And Kristen chose to fill the gap between them with married men.