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A Guys Survey Reveals What Men Think Are The Worst Qualities Women Can Have

by Tommy Fox

A new survey asked men to name the one thing their IDEAL WOMAN is least likely to do.  Here's some good news:  You can pound liquor, curse like a longshoreman, and own a house full of cats . . . as long as you don't smoke.

34% said their ideal woman is least likely to SMOKE . . . that's at least DOUBLE the votes of any of the other options.  Here's the rest of the list . . .

17% said their ideal woman is least likely to get plastic surgery.

11% said overeat.

10% said gossip.

8% said drink heavily.

8% said own cats.

And 6% said curse.  

Source:  Vanity Fair