So Charlie Sheen is doing what he does best which is abrasively going after his childrens poshy private school. He posted on twitter and said, "Here's why people suck; a group of mindless Viewpoint [School] supporting doosh-bagz have targeted [Denise] and the girls with 'bullying tactics' as a response to my call to arms.”…He said that his daughters had the pleasure of finding a note stuck to a tree with a steak knife that contained threats to their family. Charlie said the surveillance captured two people committing the deed and that he has contacted police. I will say that when you are Charlie Sheen, it’s gotta be nice having the power to create a huge national news controversy with a tweet and a phone call.

Lil Wayne is officially out of ICU and in stable condition after his OD on Sizzurp last week. Good to know.

Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller is in the crosshairs of a possible witness tampering investigation ... after allegations surfaced that he tried to manipulate Lindsay's former assistant into lying on the stand. Man, I hope Lindsay is paying him well….especially if he gets disbarred.

Tiger Woods Ex Wife Elin Nordegren is dating a billionaire energy executive now. He said, "I made my money drilling all over the planet." And she said, "Yeah, I made my money after finding out my husband was doing the same."