NEW POPE IN THE HOUSE!! Jorge Mario Bergoglio…I think Pronounced it right…otherwise know as POPE FRANCIS!

Here are the facts:

-- He staunchly opposes gay marriage and abortion

-- He's from Argentina

-- He's 76 years old

-- He's the son of Italian immigrants

-- He's the first Latin-American pope ... and the first from the Americas

-- He's known for his advocacy on behalf of the poor, primarily in his home

And A deposition has surfaced in the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce case where the producer of Kim's reality show confesses Kim re-shot her reaction to Kris' marriage proposal ...and that shows she’s scandalous..BUT….it gives Kris Humphries two major problems.

1. Kris is alleging Kim fraudulently induced him to marry her. Since he proposed and she was surprised, it means it positively wasn't a grand scheme to dupe him.

2. Kris clearly knew she re-shot her reaction, so no matter what, he was in on everything.

…so…yeah good luck on that Kris!

And the Celebrity HACKERS Already have new victims….yesterday it was Michelle Obama and Vice President Biden! Now Tiger Woods, Mitt Romney HACKED! I guess the hacker website has Mitt and Tigers Social Security Numbers, Credit Reports, and documents of what seems to be FULL FINACIAL DATE!! WOW!! The hackers have communicated with the FBI and stated its going to get much worse. New on the list is Kris Jenner and the Director of the US Marshal service! Unreal, this one even deserves the late Jackie Gleason to pipe in. (AUDIO)

The makeup artist in the adult industry that posted pictures of adult film starlets without any makeup on next to the pics of them WITH makeup on…I blogged it yesterday and it went viral all over the net. I guess a few of them look so bad, Charlie Sheen deleted their numbers.