Ladies, we're not saying you should use this as an EXCUSE to be HOSTILE and MISERABLE in the morning.  But you could.

 --A new study out of Duke University has scientifically proven that WOMEN are more ANGRY, HOSTILE, and GRUMPY in the morning than MEN.

 --And there's actually a good reason:  Women's bodies need more sleep than men's . . . approximately 20 minutes more.

 --The study found that when women don't get enough sleep, it increases their risk of heart disease, stroke, and depression.  Men's health is NOT affected in the same way.

 --So when women are angrier in the morning, it's actually because their bodies are in more PAIN than men's from lack of sleep.