So Honey Boo Boo is going crazy selling girl scout cookies!  And oddly
enough, the girl scouts have asked Honey Boo Boo to STOP selling them,
because she is not technically a girl scout. Why would that matter?! I
don’t know why they would care if she is a girl scout or not, especially if
she sells like, a million boxes of the triple marked up cookies!?  Doesn’t
make sense, but on the other hand, maybe Honey Boo Boo’s clients were
getting half eaten boxes and THAT’S THE REAL REASON , but they didn’t want
to say….hmm…

Lindasy Lohan wishes Charlie Sheen would just shut up.  She said she
admits her life is OUT OF CONTROL, but is certainly not going to take
Sheens offer to be her mentor seriously, because she doesn’t want to
subscribe to the “Takes one to know one” mentality.  However, she does
appreciate all he has done for her, and he’s done a lot, but she doesn’t
feel like he should be talking about her to the media.*

NBC will reportedly officially replace Jay Leno with Jimmy Fallon in 2014:
. . . "Oh, this should go smoothly," said Conan O'Brien.