Big day for Michael Lohan ... his daughter Lindsay escaped jail ... and his fiancee just gave birth to a BOUNCING BABY BOY!!!  The good news for him is that he doesn’t yet realize what it means to have the last name Lohan.

Legendary Porn King RON JEREMY is in critical condition due to a heart Aneurysm, but  he just came out of his 2nd surgery and he was informed that everything went "smoothly”, and Ron is now resting with complete privacy and no visitors."

Actor Jason London, you’d remember him as the quarterback on Dazed and Confused or the main character in Mall Rats.  Well, the other night he got jumped and beat pretty badly while he was clubbing….He doesn’t even remember how it started, but DOES remember that someone approached him and accused him of "looking at his friend's girl." Jason says the man got physical with him.  Jason says the next thing he remembers is getting arrested.  Others say he was obnoxious and belligerent and out of control.  His injuries are really harsh though, if you want to see the photos go to the foxhole blog at WIXX.com

And In response to his fight with Frank Ocean, Chris Brown actually compared himself to Jesus being crucified . . . Because if there's one thing Jesus was known for, it was his sudden outbursts of violence. . . . but hey, saying stuff like that is all part of Chris Brown's plan to make sure there are zero people who still like him.