Seth McFarlane has stated he will never host the Oscars again, but that it was a lot of fun.  See a lot of people got offended by his performance because some people are just PRUDES and take the Oscars WAYYY too seriously, other people just get offended too easily, but speaking from experience….the people that are the most fun to offend, are those that get offended really easy.

...Lindsay Lohans Lawyer pulled a cheesy move in court and had the judge read a letter that states He and the prosecution are working to try and “FIX” Lindsay through regular Psychotherapy, screenings, Public Service etc…The judge was upset in response because he saw it as an effort to improperly influence the court…..Here’s the thing….Lindsay is un-fixable!  Why?  Because she lacks COMMON SENSE….and COMMON SENSE just isn’t something that can be taught.

...Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns her crown, because an adult pornographic film surfaced where she was the star! She denies it’s her, but…..it’s her!  She was not being very lady-like so therefore….she resigned….and now I bet within 48 hours all the top adult companies will send her offers.  Just sayin.

...And MC Hammer sent tweets containing fat jokes about the cop who arrested him…  Because if anyone is allowed to make fun of someone's appearance, it's the guy who spent the '90s dancing around in giant shiny genie pants.