So in the Chris Brown courthouse probation saga ... HE SHOWED UP TO COURT TODAY WITH RIHANNA!!!!  Yes, the woman he was convicted of beating in 2009 – they arrived at the L.A. Courthouse together where Chris faced allegations that he lied about completing his community service pertaining to his conviction for beating Rihanna.  She was there to keep him in high spirits and cheer him up.  I say they get married within 5 years.  Seriously.

CBS doesn't want to see a SINGLE celebrity butt crack, pair of boobs or any kind of genitalia at the Grammys on Sunday ... the network fired off the warning to all "talent" appearing on the show.  CBS Execs just don’t want to take any chances with the FCC this year, which makes sense considering their run-ins with the FCC in the past.

Lance Armstrong is now the target of a RENEWED federal criminal investigation connected to his rampant drug use during his cycling career ... and could face serious time in the slammer if convicted.  The feds are actively investigating Armstrong for obstruction, intimidation, and witness tampering.  So Lance, are you still glad you did the confession with Oprah….any second thoughts there….?

Kanye West says he won't watch Kim Kardashian give birth to their child.  Then he was reminded that the baby might look like him and changed his mind because he’s such a huge fan of himself.

Lindsay Lohan says she wasn't aware she owed her former lawyer $150,000.  Which just gave me a brilliant idea:  She should run for Congress.