A new survey asked men and women to name the things they CAN'T STAND about each other.  Overall, it seems men hate women's argument techniques . . . and women hate men's lack of cleanliness.  Here are the top five lists for both.

 --What Men Hate About Women.

#1.)  Saying "I'm fine" when they're clearly not.

#2.)  Talking too much.

#3.)  Constantly asking what men are thinking.

#4.)  Winning fights by crying.

#5.)  Never saying sorry, even when they're wrong.

--What Women Hate About Men.

#1.)  Not listening properly.

#2.)  Not putting the toilet seat down.  (--Apparently the women surveyed have been listening to a lot of stand-up comedy from the '80s.)

#3.)  Leaving nail clippings and beard shavings wherever they fall.

#4.)  Having friends they don't like.

#5.)  Hogging the TV remote.