I know times are tough, but this is just ridiculous: A Cheba Hut sandwich shop in Eugene, Oregon held a contest over the weekend, offering $300 and free subs for a year to the person who could chug 32 OUNCES OF RANCH DRESSING the fastest.
There's a video of it online, and one guy does it in 25 SECONDS.
Apparently this isn't the first ranch dressing race sponsored by the restaurant chain. The first one was in Iowa this April . . . where a college student drank 24 ounces in 16 seconds.