So earthquakes rocked the East Coast yesterday. What does that mean for you? Most likely a lot of really bad quake-related pickup lines. Here's a few you might hear:
"Somebody said something about a 5.9, but baby, you're a 10."
"Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers!"
"Hey sexy. What's shakin'?"
"They say survival sex is the best kind. Want to find out?"
"No need to evacuate, baby, I'm built rock solid."
"You must be an earthquake because I'm trembling."
"Let's make some aftershocks of our own."
"You didn't feel the earthquake today? That's OK, let's go home and I'll shake you all night long."
"Want to come play on my fault line?"
"I don't know about an earthquake, but I'd sure like to make your plates shift."
"The earthquake was in Virginia today, but it could be in your bedroom tonight."
"You wanna really feel the earth move?"
"Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under."