So they brought Muffins into work. Well, muffins and bagels and donuts. Pretty awesome! And as always in our breakroom....people do unexplainable things. Like who the heck eats just the muffin top and leaves the bottom in the box? Look, I understand just wanting to eat the muffin top. It's sweet, it's hard, it tastes delicious. I get it. But then commit to the muffin and take the whole thing. You don't have to eat the whole thing...But TAKE THE REST OF THE DAMN MUFFIN!!!!!
What are you thinking we're gonna do with what you left us here. You think someones gonna walk in and go, "Oh! Thank god...there's a half eaten cranberry muffin left. Whew!" Seriously....take the whole thing. What's wrong with you?
This goes on all the time here. Half eaten donuts. Someone taking two bites from a cookie and putting it back. Why? The trash can 5 feet in the corner just too far? Maybe you're thinking you're gonna come back and finish the pile of muffin remains later? Look...new policy in the breakroom starting today. FINISH THE MUFFIN!
I'm pretty sure this doesn't happen any where else. I don't want us to look uncivilized.