I really loved all the captions you guys came up with.  Some of my favorites were:

1. No  YOU pick up the quarter.
2. He better buy drinks this time
3. I wish he's stop singing "there's a little more to love in a plumper" in my ear!
4. When is he going to stop treating me like an intern?
5. I am getting a tingly feeling and goosbumps....Is that wrong?!?!
6. Why does he insist I call him Grandpa?
7.  "And I thought last week was bad!!"
8.  *sigh*... huge disappointment.. you'd think he'd have stronger, more manly hands than this!

But there can be only ONE winner.  And here it is!