This story turns into maybe the greatest actuality of all time in a TV newscast.  I love it because it wasn't live...so the producers must have known how funny it is.  And I must say...I don't think the story is funny at all.  So don't send me a lot of hate mail about how I'm a terrible person for laughing at this poor girl.  I'm not laughing at her or the story at all.  I'm laughing at the dude in the bandana being interviewed.  He's maybe the best ever.