So Average Joe and I went to the Bullfrogs game Sunday before the Festival Foods Fire Over The Fox fireworks downtown. We sat in the Leinenkugel deck(Murphy, Maino, and Katie give out passes to EVERY home game for the Leinie's deck...free Ice cold beverages, burgers, dogs, pulled pork.....Mmmmm....love it) and after a few...uh, brats....we got picked to do an on field contest. It turned out to be the happiest day of our life.

Yeah...we did the worm in wedding dresses. And I knew I had it. I used to do the worm(about 200 pounds ago.) Joe had never done it(so he said.) I was positive I would win the wedding dress worm contest.

So as we went out on the field...I threw on my name badge(I had it with me for the 4th festivities afterwards) and grabbed the microphone from the nice woman running the contest. I told everyone how much sexier I looked and how there's no way Joe could possible beat me. I believe the sexy proof is in the picture!

So i got down to do the worm...something I haven't attempted since the mid 90's at a college party when I had great form.

The problem I never thought of was how big the wedding dress was and how impossible it is to get your legs on the ground to help push you into the air for the worm. I kept having to kick my legs way out to get any air.

There is video floating around of all this and I'll try to get it and put it up on the blog as soon as I can. I searched youtube and didn't see it...but I did see some on facebook. I just don't know how to get the embed code...so you can't see who won until I get a computer nerd to help me.
In the meantime...I will leave you with this and let you speculate as to who won, how long they lasted, and why.




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