Tuesday December 15, 2009
WIXX was at Friday and Saturday nights Green Bay Gamblers games over the weekend, giving out keywords and sliding all over the ice. Jessie was out Friday night and did the Human Slingshot. She doesn't weigh but a dollar two so when they pulled that sucker back and let it go....she flew into the pins(and eventually the wall) at NASCAR speed.
So when I got out there Saturday night, they were a bit timid. I think they were scared to give me the full throttle(since I weigh twice...uh, three times what she does) I think inertia scared them. You know, an object in motion tends to stay in motion. They were afraid if I was given the full slingshot power, I'd crash through the wall and take out the people who were sitting in the party deck(serves them right for listening to another station! JK:) So I think they wimped a bit. Oh, and I fell back and my back caught part of the slingshot. I barely made it past the halfway mark on the ice. So here I am, sitting on the sled in the middle of the ice with 4 thousand people wondering why I didn't hit the pins?
So i decided at that point I was either gonna punch Ace out...or run over to the pins and knock them all down. Ace is kinda tough, so I chose running on the ice to knock a punch of inflatable bowling pins over.
I knocked all the pins over....then fell down. And it was all captured by the camera guys and anyone in the stands with a camera phone(So everyone but Average Joe.)