I don’t go seeking opportunities to point out tight pants. But a person in uncomfortably tight pants is impossible to ignore. The eyes just go…well…where they go. And the more you want to look away, the more can’t, and pretty soon those salivary glands under your tongue go into hyper mode and your shoulders tense up and you start to feel a little clammy all over.
This morning we were talking about the pants donned by David Bowie in the movie Labyrinth. I think people thought Katie and I were exaggerating the point, but as the video evidence will show, we were spot on. Just get a bucket handy in case you get the dry heaves: