Hey guys, Valentine’s Day is coming up this Thursday. Most of us are aware of that, but some of us may be struggling with what to do to keep it fresh, make it feel new again. You’ve been giving the same old thing every year, going to same old restaurant since you started dating, maintaining the same old traditions you always have. This go 'round, you’d like to do something special for your special someone.
Or perhaps you’re not all about the “Hallmark Holidays” and you’re looking to give a gift without having to put in much effort.
Or it could be that you want out of your dead end relationship and you’re hoping to present your lady with something certain to prove the last straw and she’ll leave you in disgust.
Or maybe you’d completely forgotten and my opening line there is news to you. Well, here’s the great news…for everybody. The perfect gift has been right there for ya all along:
Wow, thanks CBS. Thanks for caring, and especially for suggesting the WORST GIFT EVER!
“Happy Valentine’s Day, honey. I called the doc and swung in today, and my fellas are good to go. What’d you get me?”