You know what a bidet is, right? That toilet-looking thing that sits next to
your toilet in all the European hotels. It’s there because it's apparently
pretty good at cleaning out your nether regions after going No. 2. Does the thought of a concentrated stream of water bum-rushing your bum sound good -- or weird?  YouTube user JohnnyNapalm2001 decided to let us peak inside a dirty American's first-time use of a bidet. In a video titled "Testing out the Astor Fresh Water Bidet," Johnny samples all five levels of the bidet's power stream system. And how, exactly, do we get to see Johnny Napalm2001 do the test? Well, through his descriptions and facial expressions, which are enough, thank you. The video is more comedy than informational, though we do learn that the lower levels of of the five-level spray system seem to do a good enough job.  However, the cat did seem to get frightened.