THE FASTEST MAN ON ALL FOURS _ Ladies and gentlemen, there is a new
Guinness World record for running 100 meters... on all fours. Yes, that is an actual thing. The record now belongs to Kenichi Ito of Japan, who ran the 100 meters in 17.47 seconds, or almost double the amount of time it would have taken to do it normal. Ito has been perfecting his technique, which is based on the African Patas monkey, for nine years. NINE. YEARS. This is not just a hobby. This is a lifestyle choice.  Now watch the record being set.