Ray Clay was the P.A. announcer for the Chicago Bulls in the '90s, and he introduced Michael Jordan hundreds of times. But last weekend he was in Colorado doing the intros at a WEDDING RECEPTION. He announced everyone from the wedding party before they walked in, and did it just like a basketball game. For example, he introduced one of the bridesmaids by saying, quote, "Five-foot-four, from Barrington, Illinois, with a bun in the oven." And when each couple walked in, they high-fived everyone.