Dear Mr. Sandman,
I have a few things to take up with you. Some nights I don't always sleep so great, others I sleep fantastic. That is a minor issue, compared to what I need to discuss with you at this moment. Last night I was exhausted, thus causing me to fall asleep the second my head hit the pillow, and I thank you for that. What I don't thank you for is when 3:30 am rolled around. You know that my alarm goes off at 4 am. So why is it at 3:30 you chose to have me start dreaming of Kellan Lutz. I am not going to lie, this dream you had created for me was fantastic! And no, it wasn't naughty, just Kellan declaring his love for me and deciding he would never find a girl as amazing as I am. I was so smitten with this dream and Kellan that when my alarm went off I had to hit snooze one extra time so I could continue enjoying my dream. So Mr. Sandman, I am asking this of you and I don't think this is a ridiculous request. The next time you choose to have me dream about Kellan Lutz (which hopefully could be every night,) could you please make sure the dream begins at 8 pm so I can enjoy Kellan my entire night? Again, not asking much. Thank you for your time.
Sleepless in Appleton