I forgot to do this Friday!  So here are your Friday's Texts on Monday!  I collect the best texts of the week and put the top 5 up on the blog.  Did yours make the cut? 

1.  Jake What do you think?  I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.   9087

2.  Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.  7812

3.  Who would have thought that if you threaten a cop with a plastic sword can land you in jail?!?! 0083 

4.  Is it bad that I lied to my co-workers about the flowers I got?  I said they were from my new boyfriend who is a firefighter when in actuality they're from my mom.  LOSER! 8932

5.  I wish they made peanut butter filled fish sticks!  7412