I forgot to do this Friday! So here are your Friday's Texts on Monday! I collect the best texts of the week and put the top 5 up on the blog. Did yours make the cut?
1. Jake What do you think? I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake. 9087
2. Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back. 7812
3. Who would have thought that if you threaten a cop with a plastic sword can land you in jail?!?! 0083
4. Is it bad that I lied to my co-workers about the flowers I got? I said they were from my new boyfriend who is a firefighter when in actuality they're from my mom. LOSER! 8932
5. I wish they made peanut butter filled fish sticks! 7412