Jake Kelly's 5 top text's of the week!
1. Hey Jake, Just sitting next to a circus performer at the planned parenthood. THIS IS MY LIFE! 0923
2. Trying to giure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t-shirt and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday. 8895
3. Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist’s chair. 7100
4. Hey Jake! Today my son, who seems to think that he is a “gangsta” despite being a white boy from the country, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He’s 28. 9654
5. So guess what? We’re always told to find common interests with the people we are training to make ti less awkward for them. Little did I know that our “Common Interest” would turn out to be my boyfriend. 2231