FRIDAY's 5 best texts of the week.  Did yours make the list?

Every week I give you the top 5 texts of the week that I get during my show and that I love.   Did yours make the list!

1.     Two days ago I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested.  8974

2.     Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having relations for the next two months. 7748

3.     I’m really debating on hooking up with this guy that has a mustache.  I’m not sure!  Please help. 3321

4.     Worst day ever!  Today, my dog died.  My parents told me to bury it out back.  In the process, I managed to dig up my cat.  0021

5.      Well Jake!  I just junk punched a carnie.  Doesn’t matter how or why, It just matters it’s off my bucketlist.  1788