FRIDAY's 5 best texts of the week. Did yours make the list?
Every week I give you the top 5 texts of the week that I get during my show and that I love. Did yours make the list!
1. Two days ago I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. 8974
2. Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having relations for the next two months. 7748
3. I’m really debating on hooking up with this guy that has a mustache. I’m not sure! Please help. 3321
4. Worst day ever! Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. 0021
5. Well Jake! I just junk punched a carnie. Doesn’t matter how or why, It just matters it’s off my bucketlist. 1788