5 imperfections men love!  

1. Hook Nose

Your profile is regal and gorgeous, like an Egyptian goddess and… can I just kind of, like, bite your nose for a second?

2. Chubby Tummy

If you’re a woman and you’ve ever had sex with a man, you may have noticed that we sometimes get a little grabby with your soft, round parts. A little chubby tummy is a total bonus in this regard.

3. Small Breasts

I’m not saying men don’t like big breasts (no point in denying that) but, also we like just… like… breasts. Small breasts are awesome because they look really nice under a deep V-neck and, if it’s not too cold out, you don’t necessarily have to wear a bra.

4. Looking Gross

I certainly appreciate a woman who’s got her hair and nails did, but when I find myself in the company of a woman with messed-up hair, no make up and big baggy sweatpants I forget how to act.

5. Gap Teeth

For the love of god, don’t let an orthodontist go near that. There is nothing sexier than a coy, gap-toothed smile.