Jake Kelly's top 5 texts of the week! Did your text make the cut?

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Jake Kelly’s top 5 Texts of the week!

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Every week I put up the top 5 texts of the week on my blog.  Texts that made me laugh or I thought were awesome!  Keep checking back your texts could be up here! 

 

Top 5 for the Aug 12- 15

 

 

5.  People at my gym look at me like I’m nuts while I’m running on the treadmill laughing.  Only if they knew I was listening to your show.  Thanks for making me look like a crazy lady!  8932

 

4.  Jake!  Today, my house got broken into.  They just made a mess.  I saw a note on the kitchen table that read “There’s nothing good here.  You have sh*tty stuff.”  5697

 

3.  Hey Jake do you know if shame burns calories, I’ll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend. 7896

 

2.  Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me.  He turned up the volume.  1154

 

1.  Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, “P*nis!” until he gets his way.  9612

 

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