Esquire is asking the women of America to take part in something huge. How huge? It just might be the largest survey of American women in the history of survey. Our goal is to interview 10,000 women -- you read that correctly: 10,000 -- and we only have one question:
What is something that men don't know about women?
When we ask celebrities, here is the kind of thing they tell us:
• We find dark-colored sheets creepy. And they don't conceal stains. --Jane Krakowski
• We can scan a room faster than you can. Within sixty seconds we can spot every girl to watch out for and all the men we'd like to meet. --Carmen Electra
• Women grab their crotches, too. We just have the decency to do it in private. --Padma Lakshmi
• When you hug a woman at the end of a date, if you have any romantic intentions whatsoever, do not "bro-pat" her on the back. --Minnie Driver
• We don't want to hear the sound of you brushing your teeth and going to the bathroom at the same time. --Connie Britton
• If, when asking a lady to spend the night, she says no, accept it and do not try to tip the scales with an offer of breakfast. Any girl who is swayed by the prospect of an omelette is probably not a keeper. --Liz Vassey
• We shave our toes. --Ana Gasteyer
• Best girlfriends can be very affectionate with each other. Just because we occasionally hold hands doesn't mean this thing's about to turn into Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Spring Break. So simmer down. --Christina Applegate
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