As I'm giving my 1-year old daughter Jenna a bath tonight, I was singing the "Rubber Duckie" song that Ernie from Sesame Street taught us all as youngsters.  When I got to the 2nd verse, it donned on me....do you think Bert ever confronted Ernie on the bold line before?  If I were Bert, I'd be PISSED!  A piece of plastic is a better freind of Ernie that Bert is?!?!  Ernie - C'MON MAN!!!

Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;

(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!

(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

CHORUS:
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)


[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rubber-duckie-lyrics-sesame-street.html ]

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

(repeat chorus)