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Appleton West High School is for sale

by Otis Day

It's all fun and games until someone is told "no." Then revenge is to put the school for sale on Craigslist.

I'm sure the post will eventually be taken down...so here's what it said:

This is a great deal you won't want to miss out on. What we have here is a lovely 3 story building for sale that has been renovated over the years. It includes an indoor pool, gyms and library, with the nicest librarians in the entire city of Appleton!! There is an elevator in the building along with four different stair cases. The building is on a beautiful corner lot and has a lovely backyard for children to play it along with a full track and tennis courts. A large new field has been added recently, not large enough to actually hold fans to watch any games played, but still a new field. This building has like a hundred rooms or something so plenty of space for any accidental children had with teachers. Unfortunately there are a few problems with the building such as awful parking, no a/c, weird people that find it ok to act like animals (wearing tails, growling, etc.) a strange smell (its believed to be the underclassmen), and an infectious disease that many catch after 3 or more years in the building known as senioritis. Under the current management any sort of fun is strictly prohibited such as jokes, pranks, or rollerblading/scootering. Even with all of that, West is best and is now, and always will be better than Appleton North, and East. All in all the building will leave you with lasting good and bad memories, but we just have no use for it anymore.
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