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  • Banned in the USA. Happy Thanksgiving from PETA.

    Posted by Otis Day

    Monday November 24th, 2009

    This ad has been banned from TV this year.  It made me decide not to eat turkey this year.  Instead we're gonna deep fry a spotted owl, dip it in puppy blood, and serve it with seal fingers.  We'll drink goat milk 'straight from the tap' and rather than pumpkin pie....I'm thinking we'll just kick kittens.

    *This model is WAY too tall

    *Yard work is just too hard.  That's why I don't do it.

    *Math is stupid.

     

  • I'm a flip flop kinda guy too.

    Posted by Otis Day

    With Wedding season slowing down, I find myself home more on Saturday nights than I used to be.  I kinda like it.  The kids and I went to Seasame Street Live, then made dinner and rented "Up."  We saw it in the Theatre when it came out(our first 3-D one), but it was more fun with a couple blankets on the couch munching on warm popcorn.  Of course, after I put them to bed....I pretty much had nothing to do.  So after checking Facebook 423 times....Saturday Night Live happened to come on TV.  And it happened to be pretty funny.  I hadn't seen an episode for quite awhile and was impressed.  This made me laugh a bunch.  'Ozzy' is great!

    *The CBS Evening News with Katie Couric, a bottle of Gin, and some hotness.

    *Shrek robs a bank

    *Thank you Nordstroms!

    Play some Thanksgiving Bingo this year!

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  • Uncomfortable answers.

    Posted by Otis Day

    This is not meant to make anyone angry.  I'm not making any political statement.  I'm just using this video to show how uninformed Americans are.  You could get the exact same thing from a line of O'Bama Supporters.  You could get it at your work in the break room about any important issue, or any week night Leno does "Jay-Walking."  People tend have strong opinions about things they don't always know a lot about.  Does that make sense?  Watch the video and see.

     

  • Oprah's Tearful goodbye.

    Posted by Otis Day

    Do you think she'll cry like this every week?  I don't think I can take it.  It's hard enough watching "Extreme Makeover Home Edition" every Sunday, but if she's gonna cry every show for the next year I'm not gonna be able to handle it.  She says her final season will 'knock your socks off.'  Fine.  But who's gonna tell us where to get hot new fashionable socks now?  Huh?  You can't just leave us hanging.  I don't want to have to think for myself.  I'm not good at that.  When you let me think for myself, I come up with stuff like, "Hey I know it's November 20th but I think I can leave these pumpkins out another week or two at least.  I mean I HAVE candy still."

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  • Just sleep normal

    Posted by Otis Day

                      

    Bonus keyword 11/20/09 is wires.  Wires valid till 11/23/09

    This is me doing my sleep study at Bellin Wednesday night.  It's great, they put you in a hospital room...Hook you up to about 40 different wires, glue stuff on your head, put things in your nose...then tell you to sleep like normal.  Right.  Like that's possible.  Turned out great though.  I'm gonna be much healthier once I get the machine to keep me breathing correctly.

    *Another bad photoshop in a magazine.  This ones Demi Moore

    *Netflix is destroying Blockbuster.  Here's why

    *Best Christmas cards ever.

    Peta is on line 1. 

  • Polar Plunge 2010 Teaser video

    Posted by Otis Day

    Thank you for helping me raise about $2800 dollars for Special Olympics of NE Wisconsin in the Polar Plunge 2010 Saturday!  The full video is being edited and put together now...but for those of you that can't wait...here's a little teaser to wet your appetitie.

  • Oooops!

    Posted by Otis Day

    They're calling it the Blunder Down Under.  Australia's Next Top Model winner mistake.  Check THIS out!  Crazy.