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  • 6 year old's raunchy video

    Posted by Jake Kelly


    People are freaking out over this!


    The video features the six-year-old Roundtree with bikini-clad women gyrating inches away from his face as he spits out sexually suggestive lyrics in a pool. Though the young boy did not utter a profanity, Roundtree certainly participated in a video that most responsible parents would find repulsive and inappropriate for a adolescent child.

    Here is a rundown of the boy’s flow from the second verse in the song:

    I’m the baddest boy in town, you the hottest girl around.

    We can have some fun tonight, cause we both feelin’ right.

    You can be my supergirl, I’m the one to rock your world.

    We’ll have a cool date, partyin’ at my place.


    I can make your booty pop. Booty pop. Booty pop!

    I can make your booty pop. Booty pop. Booty pop!

    I can make your booty pop. Booty pop. Booty pop!

    I can make your booty pop. Booty pop. Booty pop!


    Do you think its bad?

  • Kristen Stewart is banned from where?

    Posted by Jake Kelly





    Kristen Stewart has been BANNED from attending Rober Pattinson's  Cosmopolis premiere!

    And we know this film means a lot to Rob because it shows his transcendence from the Twilight saga into more serious films. And she's FORBIDDEN from the milestone.

    The revealing source says:

    "Despite the fact Robert and Kristen have been communicating by cell phone, she will not be at the Cosmopolis New York premiere. Security was briefed and they were told that Kristen is not allowed anywhere near the red carpet or the after party.The decision was made because Robert just doesn’t want to see her.

    There were fears that she could use it as a chance to talk to him in person and that sort of drama is not wanted at the premiere. There’s also the fact that if she did attend, it would distract from the film premiere itself and the movie bosses are not interested in that sort of publicity. It’s going to be Robert’s first public appearance since the scandal broke – and they really want to make it less of a media circus than it already will be."


    Source: Perezhilton

  • ultimatum!!!!

    Posted by Jake Kelly




    The wife of Rupert Sanders doesn't want him to direct the sequel to "Snow White and the Huntsman."
    Sanders cheated on wife Liberty Ross with Kristen Stewart while he was directing the movie.
    Now, sources say Ross told Sanders if he wants her back he can't direct Stewart in the sequel.

  • Is Miley Cyrus to skinny?

    Posted by Jake Kelly




    Miley Cyrus has raised concern among critics and fans after losing weight through the popular gluten-free diet and numerous work-out sessions.
    And just Thursday, she posted this photo.


    To skinny?

    Very hot?


    Sound off with your comments below!  

    source: Perezhilton

  • Do you have a weird phobia?

    Posted by Jake Kelly




    Do you have any Phobias?   

    Apparently there is this girl that has a phobia of buttons.  She panics at the sight of buttons. She only can wear clothes that zip, it has somthing to do with the texture and size.   "It really freaks me out" says the 21 year old student. "My mom says, I would scream and cry as a child when she would get me ready for school.  As I started getting older I started having panic attacks when faced with the prospect of touching buttons when getting ready."  


    Other weird and rare phobia are 



    Allodoxaphobia: I believe that my husband has this phobia and is not aware of it because he runs every time I try to talk to him about home improvement projects. People suffering with allodoxaphobia have an intense fear of opinions.

    Macrophobia: If you have this phobia, do not take a trip to Walt Disney World. Those with macrophobia fear long waits and would never be able to stand (no pun intended) in line for two hours to ride Space Mountain.

    Dishabiliophobia is the fear of undressing in front of someone. My daughter definitely did not exhibit this phobia when she was a toddler. If we were not careful, our little exhibitionist would be streaking through not only our home but also the local mall. However, thinking back to gym class, I may have had a touch of dishabiliophobia in the locker room.

    Gamophobia: If I had to pick a celebrity with this phobia, George Clooney would win by a stretch. Too many men may overuse the fear of marriage phobia during their twenties and thirties (and in George's case forties, fifties....).

    Medomalacuphobia: Fear of losing an erection - - I do not think any further explanation is required (other than I think this is probably a fear of all men).

    Automatonophobia: The fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues or anything that falsely represents a sentient being. I must admit that if I have any phobias this would be the one. The Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World terrified me as a child (and yes as an adult, it was still creepy).

    Lachanophobia: This could possibly be my favorite phobia. Children around the world would claim a severe fear of vegetables to get out of eating Brussels sprouts if they only knew how to pronounce this phobia.

    Xenoglossophobia - My coworkers laugh at me because if anyone calls the office with even a hint of an accent, I transfer the call because I cannot understand what they are saying. Could I possibly have xenoglossophobia (the fear of foreign languages) and not know it?

    Politicophobia: I wonder which government grant paid for the group of scientists who defined politicophobia - - the fear or abnormal dislike of politicians? The group definitely loved politicians since they are the ones that funded such a program.

    Koniophobia: I am fortunate that I do not suffer from this phobia. If I had an abnormal fear of dust, living in my home would be very difficult for me (or I would learn to clean more, maybe).

  • Stay sober pill

    Posted by Jake Kelly



    Scientists are developing a ‘stay sober’ pill that could stop you from getting drunk, no matter how much alcohol you drink, a new report has revealed.

    American and Australian scientists have carried out research focused on a pill that limits the effects alcohol has on the brain and the glial cells.

    The experiment, conducted on mice, showed they didn’t get drunk, or even tipsy, despite consuming large amounts of alcohol.

    The unnamed pill is being designed so that it shuts down brain immune responses. The experiment found that the animals who took the pill not only stayed sober, but their reflexes were far better than those who let their immune cells work normally.

    “When a mouse gets drunk, it is quite similar to a human that’s drunk.  It can’t work its motor co-ordination properly. If you stop these immune cells from working, the animals didn’t get drunk.” Says researcher Mark Hutchinson, from the University of Adelaide.

    According to the report, published in the British Journal of Pharmacology, researchers also found that the pill could help fight infections such as meningitis.

    Do you think a ‘sober pill’ would take out the fun of drinking alcohol or would you be happy to say goodbye to those 'what did I do last night' moments?


    Posted by Jake Kelly


    In Grand Marais, Manitoba, Canada, Principal Bob Kovachik and two other teacher stood by when one of the parents told the student that the moose poop was chocolate covered almonds.  All three laughed along with the other students when the victims found out what they were eating.

    Karen Eyolfson, whose 13-year-old son was one of the students who ate the poop said,

    “They thought it was a big joke,”

    She has since pulled her son out of the school

    “Brook” another student who ate the droppings said,

    “I put it in my mouth and I took a bite out of it. And then everyone laughed. Everyone laughed at me and made fun of me. So I went up to my tent and started crying.”

    Schools Superintendent Scott Kwasnitza admitted to the Toronto Star that the practical joke was and “ill-conceived practical joke,” and that it was a “grievous error and the person who initiated it has expressed deep regret and remorse.”

    “Brook” said that the apology is basically meaningless to her,

    “I didn’t trust anyone,” she said. “I couldn’t talk to anyone. I thought I was going to get teased. And I still got teased through text messages.”


    Posted by Jake Kelly

    is it bad that I still think she's hot! 





    Lindsay Lohan pulled out a gun to pose for notorious fashion photographer Terry Richardson at the Chateau Marmont, her favorite hangout.

    The photos with the firearm have since been removed from Richardson’s Diary, but the ones that remain include Lindsay looking woozy, glamorously disheveled and half naked.

  • Teens Throw Milkshake at Woman Who Throws Back $2K

    Posted by Jake Kelly



    Teens Throw Milkshake at Woman Who Throws Back $2K

    A Palo Alto woman allegedly had a milkshake dumped on her head by teenagers driving by. Frustrated, she responded by throwing her alligator-skinned purse at the car. The purse, which had $2,000 in cash inside, landed in the car. The teens drove off.