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  • Old Picture Of A Topless Angelina Jolie And A Horse! And people want it!

    Posted by Jake Kelly


    Angelina Jolie posing with a white horse will lead a sale of photographs at London auction house Christie's next month.

    The never-before-seen image by celebrated photographer David LaChapelle is expected to fetch between $35,000 and $53,000 when it goes under the hammer as part of The Wild Side of Photography sale.

    The pic was from 2001 Rolling Stone Magazine which never got used and it features the 25-year-old actress throwing back a mane of brunette hair and showing off some of her many tattoos, including a 'Billy Bob' drawing on her arm, a homage to her then husband which has now been erased.



    The photograph of the 37-year-old actress will go on sale alongside a black and white print of Angelina and Brad Pitt posing as husband and wife for Steven Klein in 2005.

    The black and white image was taken as part of a shoot that the couple appeared in for W magazine before they were officially an item and is expected to to fetch $13,000-$17,000.




    Posted by Jake Kelly


    Facebook billionaire Sean Parker (Napster founder) is spending around $9 million on decorations for his "Game of Thrones" wedding.

    The 34-year-old hired a landscaping company to build fake ruins, waterfalls, bridges, and a gated cottage in the woods at a Big Sur, CA inn.

    Guests will be wearing their own specially designed costumes and will enter through a $600,000 gate. They'll dance on a $35,000 floor, and walk past more than $1 million worth of plants and flowers.

    He's also hired the costume designer from "Lord of the Rings" to make dreadlocks for those attending.

    The grand total comes to $8.6 million…and it'll all be thrown away afterwards.

    Parker is marrying singer/songwriter Alexandra Lenas June 1st. They have a 2 month old daughter together.

  • Ke$ha Hired A Professional "Glitter-er"

    Posted by Jake Kelly


    It's no secret that where there is Ke$ha, chance are, glitter isn't far behind. But, did you know she actually PAYS someone to make sure of this?! Ke$ha recently admitted she hired someone to ensure her body is glittery and her glitter cannons are filled at ALL TIMES.


  • Idiot Teenager Shoves A Condom Up Her Nose And Pulls It Our Of Her Mouth

    Posted by Jake Kelly



    It's called the Condom Challenge:

    Challengers must suck a condom up your nose, down your throat, and then, you pull it out of your mouth.


    *** Umm...  You can choke to death.

    Sucking a latex rubber up one's nose could very simply result in suffocation.



  • Celebrities React To Boston Marathon

    Posted by Jake Kelly

    The Jake Kelly Show sends thoughts out to all those involed in the Boston Marathon tragedy. If there is anything we can do, please let us know by emailing

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    Celebs react to Boston marathon 


    Patton Oswalt:I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, "Well, I've had it with humanity."But I was wrong. I don't know what's going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths. But here's what I DO know. If it's one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we're lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they're pointed towards darkness. But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago. So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will."


    There was an explosion by the finish line about 5 minutes after I finished- I'm ok but I'm sure there are many hurt.

     — Joey McIntyre 


    Praying for everyone home in boston. Devatated at the news #bostonmarathon

     — maria menounos 


    My prayers with everyone in Boston right now after this atrocious act of violence!!

    — Dane Cook


    My thoughts and prayers are with everyone in the city of Boston and all of those affected by this terrible incident.

     — Justin Timberlake


    Shaken… My thoughts and prayers are with the city of Boston and those affected by this tragedy.

     — Alicia Keys


    Praying for those hurt at #bostonmarathon- so terrible. 2 explosions at Finnish line. News is all over it. So sad

     — Carson Daly


    My heart is breaking for everyone effected or injured in the explosion at the Boston Marathon. God bless you all! My prayers are with you!

     — Kim Kardashian