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  • 1st date woman gets carjacked

    Posted by Jake Kelly

    Last week, a 21-year-old woman in Florida met up with a 19-year-old guy she'd been texting.  For their first date they went for a romantic walk on the beach, then to Wendy's.  And that's when he whipped out a gun and carjacked her.  The cops chased him down and caught him.  He's facing several charges.




    Posted by Jake Kelly


    Economic analysts say sales of men's underwear suggest that the economy may be recovering.

    Sock sales grew by 12 percent and underwear by 13 percent since 2012.

    The sales growth in these wardrobe staples is a good sign is because these items can usually be worn long after their prime.

    "Men are updating the basics of their wardrobe".

  • Yup

    Posted by Jake Kelly


    Posted by Jake Kelly


    'Musician' Amanda Palmer has written "A Poem for Dzhokhar."

    The poem refers to suspected Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev:   "mourn[ing] your dead brother" and "hiding in the bottom of a boat."

    Here's an excerpt:

    you don't know how it felt to be in the womb but it must have been at least a little warmer than this.

    you don't know how intimately they're recording your every move on closed-circuit cameras until you see your face reflected back at you through through the pulp.

    you don't know how to stop picking at your fingers.

    you don't know how little you've been paying attention until you look down at your legs again.

    you don't know how many times you can say you're coming until they just stop believing you.

    you don't know how orgasmic the act of taking in a lungful of oxygen is until they hold your head under the water.

    you don't know how many vietnamese soft rolls to order.

    you don't know how convinced your parents were that having children would be, absolutely, without question, the correct thing to do.

    you don't know how precious your iphone battery time was until you're hiding in the bottom of the boat.


    While some of the response to the poem has been positive, many others are ripping into the performer.

    Palmer is surprised by the backlash, but she stands by the poem, advising people to read it again and noting that "the poem is actually about more than you think it is."


  • "Fundawear" Makes It Possible For Couples To Touch Online ...

    Posted by Jake Kelly

    Durex invented high tech undies that enables couples to 'touch' each other over the internet.

    Fundawear is the name and says it's aimed at couples in long distance relationships.

    The men wear boxers and women bras and panties that are fitted with a series of mini-computer chips that vibrate. The BEST, You can use a smartphone app to control it! 



    SFW video below

  • super sad looking e.m.t j

    Posted by Jake Kelly


    I went to the park for lunch and saw this super sad looking e.m.t just swinging back and forth for like an hour.