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  • Noah's Ark Replica! Rich men problems!

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    An authentic replica of Noah's Ark that opened a few weeks ago in the Netherlands could soon be flooded with tourists.

    The ark was designed by a millionaire contractor and creationist named Johan Huibers, to be as close to the original biblical description of Noah's vessel as possible.

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  • TOO NEIGHBORLY? Drunk Guy Slips Into Sleeping Neighbors' Bed!

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    PUTNAM TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Authorities say a Michigan couple got an unexpected visit from a drunken 27-year-old neighbor who wandered into their cottage and climbed into bed with them.

    The Livingston County Daily Press & Argus of Howell reports that the man showed up in their Putnam Township bedroom around 3:30 a.m. Sunday.

    Police say the couple left and called 911, and that officers found the man deeply asleep with his shorts partly down.

    Police say the intruder said, "This isn't my house," upon waking. He explained he went out drinking nearby after putting his 2- and 4-year-old children to sleep at his own home a few doors down.

    The children were found sound asleep and placed with neighbors. Their father was booked on suspicion of illegal entry and released on bond.

     

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  • Want to live like the world’s greatest Olympian? Michael Phelps’s condo on sale for $1.42m

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    Cooking up a storm: The kitchen has counter-tops and full modcons throughout

    Cooking up a storm: The kitchen has counter-tops and full modcons throughout

     

     
    Room with a view: The condo has a roof-top terrace with fantastic views over the city and waterfront

    Room with a view: The condo has a roof-top terrace with fantastic views over the city and waterfront

     

     
    Spacious: The property has three bedrooms, two bathrooms and a garage with room for two cars

    Spacious: The property has three bedrooms, two bathrooms and a garage with room for two cars

    Not that this will be of great concern to the swimmer who is now the most decorated Olympian of all-time after winning gold in the men's relay earlier this week.

    After announcing that the London 2012 Olympics will be his last, TV stations are already lining up to offer him lucrative contracts as a presenter to cover the games in 2016. 

    According to TMZ, broadcaster NBC is the most likely to be able to offer the most appealing deal as it holds Olympic broadcasting rights until 2020, but ABC are also interested in hiring the athlete.  

     
    Perfect pad: The spacious property has plenty of room for dinner parties and guests

    Perfect pad: The spacious property has plenty of room for dinner parties and guests

     

     
    Workspace: Despite being a world record-breaking swimmer, Phelps obviously still had to do some paperwork

    Workspace: Despite being a world record-breaking swimmer, Phelps obviously still had to do some paperwork

     

     
    Multiple levels: The apartment is set over several floors

    Multiple levels: The apartment is set over several floors

     
    Kick back and relax: A very comfortable-looking arm chair has been placed in prime position to watch the wide-screen TV



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  • Cops raced to Miley Cyrus house

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    (TMZ) -- Cops raced to Miley Cyrus' L.A. house tonight after receiving a report about a possible home invasion ... but when they arrived to the scene, it turned out to be a false alarm ... and all signs point to a troubling prank known as "Swatting."

     

     

  • Something men don't know about women!

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    Esquire is asking the women of America to take part in something huge. How huge? It just might be the largest survey of American women in the history of survey. Our goal is to interview 10,000 women -- you read that correctly: 10,000 -- and we only have one question:

    What is something that men don't know about women?

    When we ask celebrities, here is the kind of thing they tell us:

    • We find dark-colored sheets creepy. And they don't conceal stains. --Jane Krakowski

    • We can scan a room faster than you can. Within sixty seconds we can spot every girl to watch out for and all the men we'd like to meet. --Carmen Electra

    • Women grab their crotches, too. We just have the decency to do it in private. --Padma Lakshmi

    • When you hug a woman at the end of a date, if you have any romantic intentions whatsoever, do not "bro-pat" her on the back. --Minnie Driver

    • We don't want to hear the sound of you brushing your teeth and going to the bathroom at the same time. --Connie Britton

    • If, when asking a lady to spend the night, she says no, accept it and do not try to tip the scales with an offer of breakfast. Any girl who is swayed by the prospect of an omelette is probably not a keeper. --Liz Vassey

    • We shave our toes. --Ana Gasteyer

    • Best girlfriends can be very affectionate with each other. Just because we occasionally hold hands doesn't mean this thing's about to turn into Girls Gone Wild: Ultimate Spring Break. So simmer down. --Christina Applegate

     

    Source-Esquire

  • Gym bans skinny people!

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    You've heard of discrimination against overweight people, but what about discrimination against thin gals? A gym in Canada bans "skinny" women from their gym... 


    Slim and svelte? Then you may be banned from Canada's new gym Body Exchange, which business model focuses primarily on obese people. In fact, they say that thin people "bring down morale." 

    Founder and CEO Louise Green told TheProvince.com that the gym is a "safe haven" for overweight people who may be intimidated to work out in the presence of those who are fit. 


    "Many of our clients have not had successful fitness pasts so I can see the anxiety before we get started and I can see the relief and happiness after we finish," she said. "People are often too fearful to become active. There wasn't a model that offered camaraderie. I used to walk into fitness classes where nobody would even say 'Hi.' This has got to be fun or it's not going to work." 

    And, Body Exchange client Lisa Schaffer said she loves that there aren't "tiny little Lululemon people running around" the gym.

     

    Source. Yahoo

  • What does a cheating husband look like?

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    What does a cheating husband look like?

     

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    According to a new survey byAshleyMadison.com -- a dating site for married people looking to have affairs -- he's likely in his 40s, been married for over 10 years and has two children over 10 years old.

    Here's the full round-up of occupations that harbor the most cheating husbands:

    IT/Engineer (10.6%)
    Financial Industry (8.2%)
    Education (6.5%)
    Doctors (4.6%)
    Lawyers (3.8%)

    What about cheating wives? In May, the site polled 2,865 of their married female members and found that the typical cheating married woman was in her 30's married for five years or less and had a daughter under three years old. She is also likely to be a teacher, a stay-at-home mom or work in the medical industry, according to a representative from Ashleymadison.com

  • Eminem don't care if you like his facebook!

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    Eminem just became the first person to have 60 million fans on Facebook.
    As of July 30th, Eminem had 60,093,667 fans on Facebook. He beat out Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber to the mark. Lady Gaga is far behind with just over 53 million fans, but Rihanna is only 700,000 fans behind Eminem.
    Eminem became the most popular man on Facebook in 2011 after taking over Michael Jackson.

     


  • Katy Perry and John Mayer together?!?!?!?!

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    John Mayer and Katy Perry and were seen leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood together last night.

    It's unclear if the two were just hangin' out ... having dinner ... or doing something more salacious, but the sighting immediately ignited rumors that the two are some kind of an item.